My late afternoon routine is pretty standard. I get home, check emails, grab some Goldfish crackers and flip on E! News hosted by Giuliana Rancic for the latest Hollywood gossip. However, Monday’s episode was different. The first 5 minutes featured a hot tub ‘scandal.’ A photo involving Taylor Swift’s presumed ex, Harry Styles, and Hermione Way in a red bikini who I styled for dates, toga parties, her birthday, and more for Bravo!’s ‘Start-Ups: Silicon Valley.’ Last night I watched as the Sun, E! Online, Perez Hilton and the Daily Mail reported rumors of the two ‘flirting‘ and possibly ‘hooking up’ at Richard Branson’s on Necker Island over the weekend.
I’m not sure if there’s a such thing as a ‘Hot Tub Party Analyst,’ but here is why I don’t think there was any hanky panky between Hermione and Harry…
1. In terms of hot tubbing with the opposite sex, she’s world’s apart from Harry (who’s on the very left). She’s sitting closest to Branson with two other males between her.
2. Harry was born in 1994 and he’s cute, but looks like he’s 13. Too young.
3. Her first initial caption for the hot tub pic Saturday on her FB said she was with Branson and ‘that kid from One Direction.’ Definitely not a groupie.
When the bubbles settle on this outrageous hot-tub scandal; the bottom line is that a slow news day coupled with a popstar break-up and a bikini-clad coed at Richard Branson’s can create quite a ‘story.’ While gossip news outlets are running wild with any photo they can google of Hermione & Harry; it’s safe to say nothing happened. And if Taylor does write a #1 hit inspired by the hot tub rumors; there’s plenty of cool words that rhyme with ‘Way.’ Like ‘day,’ ‘lay,’ ‘say,’ ‘Kanye,’ ‘hay,’ ‘okay,’ ‘betray’….
See you tomorrow and thanks for all the support with my first beauty line, Savvy Sleepers satin pillow cases. There will be a Valentine’s Special coming soon & see the ‘Behind the Scenes’ video of our slumber party photo shoot with my sister, cousins and Miss Hermione Way.