04 /21
Get her a Stylist ASAP Please

I understand Brooke Mueller is going through a messy custody battle with her ex, Charlie Sheen, and she’s dealing with her own drug addictions so her fashion sense may not be intact during this difficult time, BUT there is no reason to go out of the house in an outfit like this.

BROOKE+3

She showed up to court this week in a blouse that looks like something I would have bought at Bebe eight years ago paired with a thick buckled belt and an ill-fitted flowy black skirt that did nothing for her figure.

I applaud her for dressing conservative for the judge (unlike some Hollywood stars), but I just think a black pencil skirt and a white or blue collared shirt would have been much more flattering for court.

Hopefully some of the settlement from the divorce can be set aside for a stylist. ;)

Brooke
Brooke+Mueller
What do you think about this outfit……
Is she guilty or not guilty of bad fashion sense?  
xoDale
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40 comments on “Get her a Stylist ASAP Please
  1. Lost.in.Idaho says:

    It’s one of those “Magic Eye Puzzle” shirts. Cross your eyes a little, look BEYOND the shirt, and you’ll see a pony. :D

  2. ed says:

    maybe she colorblind

  3. khaz says:

    I actually don’t know what’s worse, the shirt or the skirt, guess that’s what happens when you spend too much time with charlie sheen, you lose all fashion sense

  4. Dyna says:

    Thank you so much for following hun xx
    I’m following back.
    and I definitely think she’s guilty haha ..
    gosh she’s dressed like a grandma should lol.

  5. Nathalia says:

    hahah, guilty! the belt with the shirt.. no no no
    i like your blog! :)

  6. La Mode En Rose says:

    i think i’ve seing worse…like Britney Spears!

    kisses from La Mode En Rose = )

  7. Melissa: Write it in Lipstick says:

    Gross she is famous she needs to try harder hahaha

  8. Matt says:

    I’ll be honest, as a guy, I was like, “oh, you don’t like her blue shirt?” I’m fashion clueless. . .

  9. Jay says:

    i wouldn’t know, but thanks for sharing these fashion disasters for guys like me. :)

  10. MissChloe says:

    I agree with Ed’s comment.She’s colorblind for sure ..lol. Thank you so much for following and commenting! xo

  11. Chic 'n Cheap Living says:

    Hmm is that a Pucci print (while I like their prints, no for court!)

    xoxo,
    Chic ‘n Cheap Living

  12. Viv says:

    not too cute haha, she could have gone with a better outfit

    myblissisthisway.blogspot.com

  13. yo says:

    Yeah the outfit is terrible even for a “conservative” look. Her makeup and hair don’t look so good either, lol

  14. Nel says:

    The blog is very good!
    Congratulations!
    http://nelsonsouzza.blogspot.com

  15. A Daily Mishmash says:

    Haha hilarious…and so true. I always wonder when people who should have WAY more money than me dress so poorly (I’d be sad to learn if that top was designer or something)

    Anyways, thanks for the follow. Following back cos I love your sense of humor and style!

  16. Stasha says:

    guilty!:) I love your blog! It reminds me how much I miss California, lucky u for living there…:)

  17. indie.electronic.alternative. says:

    guilty of bad taste in clothing and men. but i wish her the best cause i’m sure she’s going through some serious crap right now.
    and glad you liked the post! feathers are never going out of style as far as i’m concerned :)

  18. thechyrelgomez says:

    this is really rock bottom.

  19. Lemmiwinks says:

    nice!

  20. thingsIlove says:

    GUILTY!

  21. Nadia Aboulhosn says:

    yeh im not feeling her top at all!

  22. Kelsey says:

    guilty. i feel like that is a “no brainer”. lets be real. haha lovely blog! follow me and see what i wear every wednesday! lets be friends! xoxo

    kelseyannesmith.blogspot.com

  23. Mumbles says:

    Ahahah totally guilty
    althoguh it’s true she’s not going through her best moment, but that outfit is awful
    hope you’re having a nice weekend

    ♥ Marley

  24. Star-Light says:

    thank you so much for following dear!

    your blog is awesome..i follow back ;)

    have a lovely weekend!

    http://starlightsworld.blogspot.com/

  25. Michelle says:

    I don’t like so much this kind of skirt nether this kind of shirt. She looks older than she really is.
    Happy Easter Dale!!

    Kisses xoxo

  26. marionachic says:

    fantastic blog:)kiss

  27. MAX POWER says:

    when you’re addicted to coke, fashion is probably the least of your worries haha.

  28. emma-isabella says:

    Its a very, um, bland outfit.
    she could of done better.

    happy easter to you, thank you for following!

  29. jamie-lee says:

    lol guilty!! Haha man, you would think with lots of money you would buy stylish pieces right?

  30. Michelle's Style File says:

    heh heh that shirt is pretty bad : )

    x
    Michelle
    http://www.michellesstylefile.blogspot.com

  31. yiqin; says:

    notl iking it.

  32. Sunny & Star says:

    :( Not a pretty picture at all. That shirt is just wrong.

    We have finally started a twitter account. Please check it out and let us know if you have an account.

    http://twitter.com/#!/SunnyDaysBlog

  33. Sunny & Star says:

    :( Not a pretty picture at all. That shirt is just wrong.

    We have finally started a twitter account. Please check it out and let us know if you have an account.

    http://twitter.com/#!/SunnyDaysBlog

  34. From Broadway says:

    lol, that shirt!

  35. Elliot MacLeod-Michael says:

    you might not believe me but i actually went to school with this girl. she was five or six years ahead of me. it was a school called The Benjamin School in North Palm Beach, Florida. the guy from Sleigh Bells also went there. he was a couple of years behind me.

  36. Steph says:

    lol so true!

    Thank you so much for following me! Your blog is great, following you too :D

    kisses xoxo
    http://www.stylemesteph.com

  37. H says:

    Defo guilty.

    Thanks for my blog comment, a bit of a colour blocking trend would have worked well here! :)

  38. Agree, the skirt does nothing for her figure and I don’t like her belt. Thanks for the comments on my blog and for following. I am following back! :)

    xx
    Heel in Mint

  39. RinaMarie says:

    Looks like she stole that out of my grandmas closet. She was probably high when she dressed herself!

  40. heartbreaker says:

    this is bad,real bad. fashion police!

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